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31 ways to denounce a person..

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I got this in a mail forward.. it was just too funny to pass it up:

For everyone who has ever had an (Employee Performance) Evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from federal government employee performance evaluations.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

28. "One neuron short of a synapse."

29. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

30. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes."

31. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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yathin
Jul. 2nd, 2007 10:54 am (UTC)
and you missed number thirteen! ;)
fiveonehalf
Jul. 2nd, 2007 11:31 am (UTC)
oops you are right.. the guy who sent me the forward missed it too. maybe it was unorthodox.. or maybe he is superstitious :P
yathin
Jul. 2nd, 2007 11:42 am (UTC)
IIRC the forward ends with "... and you were so busy that you forgot to notice that number 13 is missing!" :p

I wouldn't have noticed it otherwise... :)
fiveonehalf
Jul. 2nd, 2007 12:04 pm (UTC)
Oh, I see! :)) that wasn't there in the mail..
anantj
Jul. 2nd, 2007 05:13 pm (UTC)
I hope my manager does not find this before my appraisal ;)
fiveonehalf
Jul. 3rd, 2007 05:32 am (UTC)
what's his e-mail id? :D
anantj
Jul. 3rd, 2007 05:55 am (UTC)
preethi.is.dumb@dumb.com :P
fiveonehalf
Jul. 3rd, 2007 06:23 am (UTC)
Ah! I know that one! and also this one: preethi.is.a.good.actor@actors.com
anantj
Jul. 3rd, 2007 07:11 am (UTC)
:O
You mean preethi.is.delusional@delusionland.com
vibharaj
Jul. 3rd, 2007 07:55 am (UTC)
He he !
Nice :) Thanks for sharing.
(Anonymous)
Jul. 23rd, 2007 10:58 am (UTC)
Really too good
I couldn't stop laughing to he top when going through these ones....

Thanks
Ragowda@yahoo.com
fiveonehalf
Jul. 23rd, 2007 12:35 pm (UTC)
Re: Really too good
Thanks :)
Btw, do I know you?
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